The Incorrigible Night Owl

Packages of gourmet English muffins received by freight this evening: Six.
Jars of various spreads received in same shipment: Four.
Number of muffins I will consume in the next 24 hours: Yet to be Determined, but Probably Greater than Three.
The muffin flavor rundown is as follows: Cranberry Citrus, San Francisco Sourdough, Cherry Blossom, Pumpkin Spice, Cheddar Cheese and Mixed Berry. Representing the spread category are Strawberry Preserves, Red Tart Cherry, Cinnamon Creme Honey and Apple Butter.
Now, if you’ll pardon me, I have a date with my toaster. If you are interested in a splurge this holiday season, allow me to suggest Wolferman’s.
Yes, I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man. He wears a UPS uniform.