The Incorrigible Night Owl

Facebook status updates I could have posted in the past week, but didn’t.
Mary…
…knows that baby wipes probably shouldn’t be used to clean an LCD t.v. screen but is too tired to care.
…mocks people who use their Facebook statuses to promote their blogs, but is secretly wondering if she should do the same thing.
…thinks there’s not much cuter than an almost-two-year-old singing “Hey Jude.”
…probably shouldn’t admit how glad she is that Eliza has finally started watching some t.v. (DON’T JUDGE ME.)
…thinks it’s really whack that she is 34 and still bumming rides off people.
…would like to thank the TX county judge who set a trial for today, and by “thank” she means “invite to bite her.”
…should REALLY stay off of eBay.
…has realized that Gymboree addiction never really goes away. It just lies dormant to lull you into a false sense of security.
…couldn’t care less who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop.
…has, belatedly, begun to question the wisdom of trying to find “the person (you) want to spend the rest of (your) life with” in twelve weeks on a reality t.v. show.
…says “New season of Survivor AND The Amazing Race…ahhhhh, bliss.”
…has begun to have a Pavlovian reaction every time she sees an iPhone. NEED.
…Seriously. Don’t judge me about the t.v. thing. YOU try spending the day with Velcro toddler and getting anything done. The kid is co-dependent.