Does our car insurance cover a collision with a rhino?


We’re off! I just hope a giraffe doesn’t stick its tongue in my car. (Hey, I know how these things operate; I’ve watched “America’s Funniest Home Videos” before.) (Wait, did I just admit that out loud?)


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

2 responses

  1. DO NOT DROP THE FOOD—you must throw it…(I have the horn scuffs on my suburban to prove it)

  2. And DO NOT hold the food in your hand while sitting in the front seat with the back window down…Have you ever had an ostrich try and climb in your car through the back window???It was a Jurassic Park moment!