P0rn spam makes me crabby

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Dear Trackback Ping Spammers,
I hope you die very soon. Slowly and painfully would be preferable.
Actually, that’s probably not very good for my karma.
Okay, let’s apply that sentiment to your financial lives only. I hope the bottom drops so far out of your “business” that you would need a spelunking license to go find it. You could go get a job cleaning the toilets in the Port Authority on your hands and knees with a toothbrush and it would still be a hundred times more respectable than what you are doing now, you perverted, bottom-feeding, sorry excuse for a human being. If you think you’re getting any business from anyone who reads this blog, you are truly as insane as I imagine you to be. And, in closing: bite me.
Yours truly,
Mary

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About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

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