I am so tired right now I probably could not even be classified as alive. We’re talking Afternoon of the Living Dead, here. A mad scientist has reanimated my corpse and I’m staggering around the house with a glassy-eyed, vacant stare, drooling slightly and communicating via terrifying, hideous moans and wails.
So, you know, pretty much the usual.
With this tidbit of information it should make everyone in the immediate area thrilled to know I’m about to head out to the garage and attempt to operate a two-ton motor vehicle. I would love to abstain but I committed myself to helping at Wednesday night church through the end of October, so off we go.
Fortunately my zombie-like attributes do not extend as far as being compelled to consume the flesh of mortals, so that’s good news for the rest of the church.


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

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  1. this does not sound like the rants of FUMCs Childrens Ministry Volunteer of the Bi-Month(????) oops–did I just call you out to all your readers?