Pardon me while I have a mild stroke


Gaaaaaahhhh! Bloody Celine Dion befouling John’s “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”! Back, back! In the name of all that is good and holy, be gone, you anorexic cow! Head pounding…..ears bleeding…..gaaaaahhh!!!!
The XM radio, it is a double-edged sword.


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

2 responses

  1. I’m surprised you didn’t go into a coma from excessively high blood sugar………
    By the way, after we saw you guys in Wal Mart on Sunday night, Maggie kept saying (all the way home) “I know them!!!! They go to our church!!!” She was very excited about it!

  2. Gah. I’d not heard of this, and the feeling in my stomach when I read this entry is pretty much exactly the same as the feeling I used to get in my stomach when I was smoking in the girls’ bathroom in high school and looked up to behold a nun striding toward me. Meaning that my heart nearly stopped and I nearly threw up.
    I never liked Celine Dion, but now I know her to be the Antichrist. A pox on her household.