Mmm…it’s not too late to add this to your Christmas menu


Gmail has RSS feeds at the top of the page now, and when you open your spam folder, to be silly, they have Spam recipes along the top. I was clearing out my spam folder just now and noticed one that begins such:
Vineyard Spam Salad
Combine grapes, Spam, peapods and onions in large bowl…..

I was afraid to click on it and see what else was included in the recipe. In my humble opinion, anything that starts out with the words “combine grapes and Spam” goes completely against the laws of nature. That is messing with forces that ought not to be messed with. I am not sure what all will be involved when the apocalypse happens but I’m willing to wager Spam will figure into it quite heavily.


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

3 responses

  1. I love Spam. They eat a lot of it in Hawaii, and between the Hawaiian connection and the Monty Python implications, we’re totally on board. My kitchen cupboard at any given moment contains several cans of Spam.
    I must now go hunt down and prepare the vineyard Spam salad. I’ll give you a report from the field.