JZ: Hee hee! I’m holding the baby!
Eliza: Mother, I’d like to take a moment to point out to you that you have entrusted my body and my well-being to a child who will literally stand on top of an object he is supposed to be locating and scream, “I DON’T SEE IT!” despite your continued strenuous efforts to convey to him that it’s right under your feet, John-Zachary, just look down! DOWN, DAMMIT! Also I am not entirely convinced that he doesn’t forget his own name from time to time. Please rectify this situation AT ONCE or I may be forced to contact the authorities. Or Grandma.