Brotherly love

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JZ: Hee hee! I’m holding the baby!
Eliza: Mother, I’d like to take a moment to point out to you that you have entrusted my body and my well-being to a child who will literally stand on top of an object he is supposed to be locating and scream, “I DON’T SEE IT!” despite your continued strenuous efforts to convey to him that it’s right under your feet, John-Zachary, just look down! DOWN, DAMMIT! Also I am not entirely convinced that he doesn’t forget his own name from time to time. Please rectify this situation AT ONCE or I may be forced to contact the authorities. Or Grandma.

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About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

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