Do you know the Muffin Man?


Packages of gourmet English muffins received by freight this evening: Six.
Jars of various spreads received in same shipment: Four.
Number of muffins I will consume in the next 24 hours: Yet to be Determined, but Probably Greater than Three.
The muffin flavor rundown is as follows: Cranberry Citrus, San Francisco Sourdough, Cherry Blossom, Pumpkin Spice, Cheddar Cheese and Mixed Berry. Representing the spread category are Strawberry Preserves, Red Tart Cherry, Cinnamon Creme Honey and Apple Butter.
Now, if you’ll pardon me, I have a date with my toaster. If you are interested in a splurge this holiday season, allow me to suggest Wolferman’s.
Yes, I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man. He wears a UPS uniform.


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

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  1. HA! The Muffin Man!
    Sounds soooo good… I will surf the website come holiday shopping season (i.e. about December 15)… thanks for the tip!

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