Scene: John-Zachary has upended a Play-Doh container and molded the (hunka hunka) doh to the top in a bouffant style with what resembles sideburns coming down on either side.
Johnny (speaking on behalf of Play-Doh container): Like my new helmet?
Me: (chuckling) Looks like Elvis with those sideburns.
Johnny: Who’s Elvert?
Me: Not Elvert. ELVIS. Presley.
Johnny: Oh, you mean The King.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted to, people.