Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.


Scene: John-Zachary has upended a Play-Doh container and molded the (hunka hunka) doh to the top in a bouffant style with what resembles sideburns coming down on either side.

(speaking on behalf of Play-Doh container): Like my new helmet?
Me: (chuckling) Looks like Elvis with those sideburns.
Johnny: Who’s Elvert?
Me: Not Elvert. ELVIS. Presley.
Johnny: Oh, you mean The King.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted to, people.


About msmaryb

I'm a native Californian who lives in Oklahoma. I'm a full-time student, pursuing a Bachelors in Anthropology, following which I hope to attain a Masters in Archaeology. I have three kids, one husband, no pets, and a lot of friends - most of whom live inside my computer. I love to read, write, watch tv (shut up, we can't all be brain surgeons), shop, and travel. I'm trying to set foot in all 50 states before I die. I have 38, so far. I love the Beatles and Maroon 5, and if you think those two things are incongruous, well, they are. But that's me. When I love something, I love it 100%. I don't do anything halfway. I want to know everything there is to know, so I'm trying to cram as much into my brain as I can in the short amount of time I'm allotted in this dimension.

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