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Ah, America.


Your ability to plumb the depths and discover all-new lows never ceases to amaze and delight. If by “delight” you mean “make me want to kill myself, or move to Canada. Maybe both.”

Nonetheless, I am simultaneously repulsed, horrified and filled with an inexplicable longing to know, intimately, the high-fructose corn syrup-laden textures and sensations of this fantastical beast.

Also, I grew another chin just reading the article. And I already had a few spares.

What Is Cherpumple?


Frites, ahoy!


Belgian fries tossed with Parmesan and herbs de Provence. Multiple dipping sauces including jalapeño mayo, spicy ketchup and dill creme fraiche.

Life. It doesn’t suck.